I have the weirdest boner right now.

You know, I may be wrong, but I think Metroid: Breath of the Wild would be awesome. Just putting that out there.

Yeah, game development can easily be a 2-5 year cycle, if not longer. Good IP and AAA titles can go further than that.

My wife tried to tell me the same thing I don’t know what life is any more

Is the sock full of dead semen, or semen from a dead yak? Or... dead semen from a dead yak?

Well, I mean, one could intro themselves as a homosexual, transgender illegal immigrant happily married to a white woman and working a white collar job, but receiving disability from the government, but calling out the conservative side as “cucks” is so more simple. Also, working as a climate scientist or something…

I get the sense from Twitter that my line of questioning today went over people’s heads.

Maybe I’m late to the party, but I need to rewatch that movie to see if there’s like a hidden closet chock full of ceramic dildos.

The funny thing is, knowing how Apple operates in the channel - they’re probably not paying more per unit, they’re just ordering a gajillion units (of whatever). Apple has never really been channel friendly..

So what you’re saying is that there is no supply issue in Japan - it’s just Chinese scalpers are dicking them over.

Right? I thought there was a hori stick or something that was going to be made available to the Switch. Perhaps this is just a stand in until they get the real thing?

Didn’t you hear? They’re eating America’s school-children. If that’s not justifying them as a national hero to the Russians, what is?

The mechanics and game itself were great, and fine (as I grew up on the alluded video games) - but I couldn’t get over the horrible writing.

The writing though. Ugh. It was bad enough that I kind of want to uninstall it :|

There once was a bear from upstate -

“Not now, ma petite saucisse,” Macron says with his eyes, holding on tight.

I don’t even know why I read stories like this. I know they’re depressing. I know these things happen. But anger and shame for humanity turns into despondence and self destruction at these stories.

I have a Switch, and can confirm that the whole world is now my toilet.

I try to but sometimes my wife isn’t up to it :(