I have the weirdest nipples right now.

You know, after playing a LOT of Mechwarrior Online, and hearing a lot of people talking about WoT (and World of Warships!), it occurred to me these 3 games have a lot of crossover. Now, I don’t know about World of Warships, but World of Tanks is disturbingly similar to Mechwarrior Online - I’m not surprised there’s…

Having never seen this movie, I can’t help but think about all the extras. They’re more than likely not even dancing to any music when this was filmed, as it was probably added later. So it’s fun to see how desync’d everyone is.

Immediately caught my interest. There are so few games that allow you to shed your flesh and blood for some good ole mechanical bits. Even this one doesn’t go full robot, as you’re remoting in... I should probably buy Nier.

Oh god, watching him use the leaf to blow the sail to move the raft hurt my brain

Yeah, the inlaws picked up exactly that (a non-S convertible) for well under 30k. While I don’t like the idea of my kid in a drop top, they’re definitely an ideal first car for a certain demographic.

This was one of the myriad of reasons I ended up owning a MINI R58 S Coupe.

That sounds so awesome tha-

This is where my views differ from normal people.

I’m an atheist parent. Does that count?

But, not, like, a gritty burn. One might say, sandy, even.

b-b-b-but emails

Yep. Owner of a 2012 Countryman All4 S here, traded in an r53 for the purpose of babying.

Why did I just feel like some kind of weird adult film parody has to happen specifically around this instance.

LOL my first thought when you said that was “That’s no moon...”

I wonder how many rugs you can make out of all that excess skin.

Well, you don’t have to use that power that’s available, but I can say earnestly, that when I was daily commuting I was definitely using everything that was available on the MINI (not so much the M5).

Oi, didn’t note the CVT bit. Then, not only is it actually going slower, it will also feel slower. Awesome.

God damnit now I have to buy a Switch.

Not going to disagree there, but...