(but mostly godzilla)

Cue “waiting for everything BUT reinforced section to collapse in giant sinkhole”

Wait, isn’t tail in the appropriate way to park all the time (except for those weird angled one way parking spots)?

Her proportions are throwing me off. Either she has a small head, or she’s like 8'. Or the camera. And that wheel. ESCHER STOP

Hopefully, not from Leia.

but would you then go back to visit yourself fucking him to have a threesome?

That’s part of the joke.

As a straight male - ever since I’ve been active, I’ve kept it trimmed/cleanshaven. If I’m... expecting... something, I’ll adjust my diet before hand, but let’s be honest, if it’s a random unexpected tug’n’chug (lol I’m going to coin that) in a public place I might not be prepared. If I don’t have time to shower…

Right?

There are legs for days, and then there are legs that make you realize you’re seeing the end of an era.

She can wear whatever she wants as long as Donnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

I’ve always loved the E36. Shit, I’ve owned two of them. A 1995 318i sedan and then a 1998 M3 sedan. To me it’s always been the perfect weight, the perfect size, the perfect steering... Hell, I’m still trying to find a car that had steering that could talk to you like an E36 M3. I’ve found cars that swivel around…

There’s something fishy about that sushi.

So... uh... what happens to him post presidential election? Just... uh... wondering.

Someone very close to me (and I’m sure people close to her) are all voting Trump, and it makes me so ... I don’t know. Angry isn’t quite the word.

For every woman who can no longer utilize the clinic for reproductive health, and is forced to either relocate their residence, or perhaps face life threatening consequences due to the actions of others, can they also sue this guy?

I would kill for a remake/rerelease of the Gameboy versions of FF:Legends 1, 2, and 3. Though knowing Square, they’d botch it.

You’re not wrong.

what’s with the new professional looking mic?

I’m going to hate myself for saying this, but a peer of mine (cardiologist) went through this same transformation and ended up with a miata after asking around. Couldn’t be happier. Luxurious maybe not, but miles above what she was driving previously.