God bless that one thoughtful and eloquent Cardinals fan for having the courage to stand up and anonymously denounce the racists trying to coöpt his team.

...is a disgrace!

Müesli. Nothing's more terrifying.

Look at what Pot 2 would have been this year:

Tune in tomorrow for gqsmooth's follow up thread "How do I get Cincinatti chili stains out of my neckbeard?"

sour beer is bad god damn it.

You know I had to do it one time lol #Holocaust

+1

What is it with rugby and the limp-dicked commentary?

To be fair it didn't take Browns QBs nearly as long to match Bruce Smith's 200 sacks.

I see the rugby fan got his donger out — but did he scrum?

Elizabeth Barrett Browning famously called poetry "the soul's expression"; it stands to reason this man's verse would take the form of rotting pig shit.

Reporter: Delmon, you had a rocky patch for a while and people thought you were all washed up. Now of a sudden you got the pop back in your bat! What's your secret?

Ginger: [snaps]

Will these Ballantine quarts have the puzzle on the cap?

Not even Arsenal fans like Arsenal.

You'd think Arsenal of all clubs would be able to cope with a few mislaid light munitions.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

+1

But I believe the photo here in fact depicts hungry villain Macro Man.