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I guess they're dropping the spread option.

He basically IS Tim Sherwood.

What do you mean? He LITERALLY owns minorities, what's more whitey than that?

WTF is this bullcrap? Was the War on Whites canceled or something?

hey Deadspin, if you're into this sort of thing, I can sell you pictures of Wayne Rooney getting intimate with a merkin.

I'm glad to see Samuel Smith's make this list. I think their India Ale is quite underrated, a Platonic example of balanced brewing in this era of excess.

That guy does NOT #followback

Crab cakes are for fancy old ladies IMO. Give me steamed crabs or soft shells any day. before a crab cake.

Feigning a taste for Skyline chili when he's in Cincinnati is just so Peter King. When he's in New Orleans, he gets gumbo; when he's in Baltimore, he has to have a crab cake; when he's in Chicago, he hides his disgust for the cheese and tomato stew in a bread boule they call pizza; when he's he Cleveland, he pays top…

John Daly reportedly had repeated sexual indiscretions with a captive Hippopotamus, or, as he put it, he "went to see Alice."

There are 31 vile toenail pickers on this site, and I want every last one of them banned!

It's the best! Makes you sneeze!

Horchata

heaven forfend NY failing to add thousands more lawyers to the bar this year

you bastard!

Don't be so hard on yourself pal.

Final update:Ralph.

In 1968, Pele's team, Santos, traveled from Brazil to New York City to play Maradona's Napoli in front of 43,000.

Well me and my frat bros pretty much DEMOLISHED this record on Spring Break, so.