I don't hate it at all. That maxi dress with the flower reminds me of something my mom wore back in the 70s. I would wear the fuck out of something like that. That's a perfect outfit for lounging around, drinking and tweeting Tom Hiddleston pictures of my dog. (I've done this, too many times.)

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

I'm almost liking this no image business, these TextGIFS are almost funnier.

So not so much a tampon as a vaginal suppository? Tampon = absorbent, non-dissolving "plug" for soaking up menstrual fluid. If this product is supposed to dissolve and *release* fluid, it is not a tampon.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Personally I am hoping for some sort of anti-grav gel.

I love this story, I love the way you told it, and I love you for sharing it!

It's a spade because obv I was hardXcore at 17 years old. Used to hang out with a 20-something Juggalo who had the hots for me and maybe/maybe not traded some BJs for beer. He had a 'tattoo artist' friend who owed him a 'favor' (drug money) and was like "omg grl i can hook you up with a free tat ilu." Being a very…

Mah dearest Angelina,

I now want a t-shirt or a coffee cup that says, "Except you know ... no butt stuff." Because.

I have not purchased anything from Hobby Lobby since the Supreme Court decision. In fact, I returned two mirrors I had purchased a few days afterwards.

How about we all fire Hobby Lobby for being the worst and do our semi-annual shopping for glue guns and glitter at Michaels instead. Michaels ftw!

Didn't think I'd have the occassion to use this gif so soon after discovering it, but damn Hobby Lobby, if you don't deserve it.

They're Supply Side Christians.

DAMN that man is awesome. So smart and charming. And played by Chali2Na

I can't explain my need to defend this airline to the ends of the earth, but here it is anyway. For some reason I feel very protective of them. If you haven't ever flown SW, you should. It's the best. In the 70's, they started the "Fly for Peanuts" campaign - they were the first airline to hand out peanut snacks. They…

I haven't had sex in 7 years. WHERE IS MY MAGAZINE DEAL???

"Peter Lynagh gave up sex for a year to raise money for charity. And despite what you saw in 40 Days and 40 Nights, it was not thatttttt hard."

My stylist: