EthylKitty
EthylKitty
EthylKitty

OMG Thank you! I finally found my roommate's stash.

And this another reason why I fly Southwest...I've never had to sit in the middle seat.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

I skimmed the title and thought they invented a tampon gun and I got super excited. Like a Nerf gun for tampons.

Apples & Dildos is my new band name.

Happy thoughts:

Oh Captain, my Captain!

My husband (who is British and didn't know how nice Canadians stereotypically are before living in the US with me) absolutely LOVES the following (silly) joke of mine:

You realize at this point that the Venn diagram of "people online" and "people in real life" are pretty much the same circle, right?

Canadians are apologetic even when they needlessly insult people on dating websites.

I have no problem with the dress, I think it is terribly ill-chosen, is all. I love a lot of Lena Dunham's red-carpet looks. Just not for her. Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.

Just got back on OKC after a few weeks off, mostly because I was/am so horny it's insane.

I am trying to not be a bitter old wench this time around, to not question and dismiss people before I even exchange a message with them, but damn, some people are awful. I got one guy who whined that he wasn't going to message

Where do you get a dog like this, I wonder? My dogs go from 0 to 60 as soon as the alarm goes off. More like this:

Can we PLEASE start a rumour that Justin Bieber shot Suge Knight? Run with it, Isha!

I'll be Sausage Dick.

Also, I want a food + gumshoe name! Call me Nourishment Nancy Drew! NO! CARBO-HARDY BOYS.

since im still grey, and im leaving, this is my last post .

In the backward cluserfuck that is Oklahoma, there is no matter more important than protecting their precious teenage flowers from the siren song of slutdom.

Or you can kick out creepy control freaks and save yourself time and money. Do you think it's okay to leave someone who calls teenage girls skanks in charge at any school?

I just Google Image searched "classy lady bear." Why can't those skanky Noble High students dress more like this?