OMG Thank you! I finally found my roommate's stash.
EthylKitty
EthylKitty
And this another reason why I fly Southwest...I've never had to sit in the middle seat.
I skimmed the title and thought they invented a tampon gun and I got super excited. Like a Nerf gun for tampons. Read more
Apples & Dildos is my new band name.
Oh Captain, my Captain!
My husband (who is British and didn't know how nice Canadians stereotypically are before living in the US with me) absolutely LOVES the following (silly) joke of mine: Read more
You realize at this point that the Venn diagram of "people online" and "people in real life" are pretty much the same circle, right?
Canadians are apologetic even when they needlessly insult people on dating websites.
I have no problem with the dress, I think it is terribly ill-chosen, is all. I love a lot of Lena Dunham's red-carpet looks. Just not for her. Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.
Just got back on OKC after a few weeks off, mostly because I was/am so horny it's insane.
I am trying to not be a bitter old wench this time around, to not question and dismiss people before I even exchange a message with them, but damn, some people are awful. I got one guy who whined that he wasn't going to message… Read more
Where do you get a dog like this, I wonder? My dogs go from 0 to 60 as soon as the alarm goes off. More like this: Read more
Can we PLEASE start a rumour that Justin Bieber shot Suge Knight? Run with it, Isha!
I'll be Sausage Dick.
Also, I want a food + gumshoe name! Call me Nourishment Nancy Drew! NO! CARBO-HARDY BOYS. Read more
since im still grey, and im leaving, this is my last post . Read more
In the backward cluserfuck that is Oklahoma, there is no matter more important than protecting their precious teenage flowers from the siren song of slutdom. Read more
Or you can kick out creepy control freaks and save yourself time and money. Do you think it's okay to leave someone who calls teenage girls skanks in charge at any school?