Totally clicked here expecting the outrage to be about the Girl Scouts encouraging Barbie to have abortions or something. Thanks for keeping it fresh, America.

+10000

She should do another pair with the internal clitoris painted on them. The reproductive organs pretty much everybody has seen diagrams of, but the anatomy of pleasure is much less well known and isn't in high-school textbooks (unless they've been updated quite a bit).

I totally want a pink little piglet RIGHT NOW...and some crisp applewood smoked bacon.

omg the kitten's face

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

AGREED.

you may laugh, you may scoff, but you may also mark my werdz .

Butters, no one in the history of Internet blog writing has ever loved something as much as you love that sentence. I wish someday someone will love me as much as you love "No one gives a shit about your boner. " - Erin Gloria Ryan

IDGAF !

My staid, very British grandfather came over for afternoon tea one day, the same afternoon we had a very large package in the mail. It was a wheelchair we had ordered for our german shepherd. She was very, very loved, and had lived to a great age, but her hips were gone and she has been spending all her days on her…

I was scared away from the option for years after working wilderness therapy where about half the population seems to be adopted. Just lacked confidence that I could overcome the pitfalls the parents demonstrated. And then I realized my wife and I are compassionate people who will undoubtedly make mistakes but will…

My husband and I have decided against birth children for similar reasons and I just got an IUD in my late 30s so we're pretty set on it. If we feel more of a desire to parent in the future, we are all about domestic adoption.

Erin, I really understand why you feel like this. I don't think you should need to apologize for these feelings. They make sense.

You can always adopt children. They've already been brought into this shitshow, and need a good home and loving parents. I say if you want kids and have lots of love to spare, adopt.

That is also my plan, along with Mr. Ferret. We both want kids, but because of various factors (health and genetic issues, overpopulation, social conscience, whatever), we decided that when the time comes, we're going to adopt.

When my parents asked me why I decided to get a vasectomy, this was one of the major reasons I listed.

Best thing to ever happen to me, EVER, (and I've had a pretty sweet life) was to have been adopted out of Foster care when I was 15 months old. Please do that when you are ready and able!

I can adopt a child and take them into my place of safety and security, and "continue my legacy" and "leave something behind," but regardless, those are absolutely horrible and selfish reasons to have children.

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?