Not many chiropractors have heard of a "vertebral artery dissection" but more than one has caused one, I believe. HIGHLY recommend that those who insist on seeing a chiropractor avoid any and all neck manipulation.

This is not true. Children older than six months are given the MMR vaccine for international travel OR during a local outbreak (see also: CA Dept of Public Health and CDC)

Next on CNN:

I'll just leave this here.

This picture is primarily representative of fictionalized medicine. It is rare for more than 2 people to be surrounding a moving hospital bed or gurney, unless the patient is being transported to or from an ICU, to or from an operating room.

Los Baños

THERE IS A TWO-TARGET BINARY SYSTEM IN A 500 YARD RADIUS AND DUE TO THE GRAVITATIONAL AND SPACE-TIME DISRUPTIONS INHERENT NO INFORMATION CAN ESCAPE

Reality, including the past, is not objective. Remember THAT!

Indeed. If you're gonna have a section, a scheduled one under spinal anesthesia is the way to go.

Pain reduction is decreasing in popularity just as gluten is.

we have, actually. Most of the time, baby comes out just fine during a c section under general.

You can! It's called an epidural, and most of the time they provide "full" anesthesia from your uterus down to your toes.

man, even just SETTING UP for a liver required a cup of coffee

"before your eggs will have past their expiration date. Smarten up, ladies!"

Because the invisible hand of American capitalism always seems to be playing with America's invisible balls

*HORK*

Diaper rash and spilled milk are, in fact, immutable laws of the universe. So don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it. With this (and many other) realization, comes freedom.

Totes. And I've seen some very unflattering urine-drinking photos.

Yeah, that's the ticket. The allergic reaction that she had to "antibiotics", which resolved after they stopped giving her the offending antibiotics, has "flared" up again, because none of her doctors managed to WRITE DOWN THAT SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO IT OR THE PHARMACIST MISSED IT TOO OR BED REST ISN'T ACTUALLY A THING…

Internal medicine is very hard, agreed. However, making a diagnosis of endometriosis generally requires laparoscopy. I'll leave this here (via UpToDate.com):