Glad your baby made it ok! But why was an "anesthesia tech" doing your epidural? And why was it "jammed??!

A couple possibilities:

You misspelled Bobcat Goldthwait...I only notice because he made a big impression on me in the Police Academies...but not as much as THIS GUY:

If that hole is to hang the spoon from a hook in one's kitchen...forget about the yogurt, and figure out how to better organize your kitchen.

Maybe some blood- and flesh-tinged debris would add a nice realistic flair?

Exactly. Hasn't anyone seen or read The Lawnmower Man by Steven King?

I've had a thing for Claire Danes since My So-Called Life. Classic beauty.

SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS GIBBERISH

My number of 437 seems excessive. Maybe I overestimated.

Actually, even then, you may want to wait for the fire dept. and stand clear of the car on fire.

Which is also why it's one of the pricier zip codes nationwide.

Sorry. Couldn't resist. I'm actually in a hotel room in Seattle as I type this.

Pretty nice, Seattle, but we win on year round weather:

That seems too broad... Thought 1980 was for sure gen Y if not gen x. Is millennial really synonymous with gen y?

Mommy, why does that pile of dirt have 600 fire ants coming out of it?

They're partying has gotten so out of hand

Unfortunately, it's not only a slow way to make money, it's a crappy way.

Never too late to switch to anesthesia. Sometimes it feels too late...but it isn't! (sorry, couldn't help myself)

Ha! Drive better?

This gift appears to be traveling the fastest, and therefore should be dodged immediately. Or at least wear a helmet.