What was wrong with the book?

How old does that make me if I remember it too? I can still count my gray hairs on three hands.

Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain are two of my favorite books.

One of life's preeminent tragedies is that most people haven't read the book Jurassic Park.

Indeed. People are shocked when something they take to speed up their metabolism actually...speeds up their metabolism. "Why is my heart racing?"

Lobotomy scar.

Not sure why you think coconut oil is good for your brain, is there hippy-based evidence for that?

Thought he was a cardiac surgeon, which is a far cry from a cardiologist. Could be wrong though.

Surgeons lose the capacity for complex thought by their third year of residency.

But the water.... REMEMBERS

Malibu rum, on the other hand, is drunktastic

I take it back.

Worth it, if they have TCBY?

Probably a terrorist.

I know. It's f*king awesome

See what happens when you don't abort the accident third child? She ends up blind and reading from the iPad in Braille.

I'm literally watching this movie right now on Amazon Prime at work.

'Tis better than sharting.