It’s not just his supporters, either. There are a lot of people that don’t even like him, think he’s an idiot and asshole, etc., that still believe he’s rich and “good with money”.

I’m just happy Martin Callahan got an upgrade from his job as the Spacer’s Choice Moon Man.

I see Tom Holland and I want to make soup for him.

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

Did you even play the game??? Microtransactions are such an insignificant piece of this game and in NO way at all something that is necessary to success or enjoyment. They’re honestly a bit of a waste because orcs and items are SO plentiful it makes it kinda an after thought when all is said and done. There are FAR…

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

Bigger weapons you say...

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

My nemesis didn’t start out so unique. He was just Koth the Head-Chopper, who happened to keep ambushing me and chopping my head off multiple times in the early game while I was figuring the game out. I got good enough that I was able to fend him off a few times. I chopped off his arm. He came back with a metal hook…

Have you ever loaded up Excel and thought, “Man, this would be amazing with Spaceship graphics?” If so, you’d probably like EVE.

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Srsly, if they had to attack anyone, they would be so delusional to fight against Matt and Trey. They never gave a shit, period.

The size and type of pillowcase could completely change the tone of this comment.

i stand with the Devonian cafe owner on this.

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

There’s a certain Pokemon spokesmodel (The Electric Rat) that kind of counters your argument.

Snakes in the Plains.

Ummm that’s an idea I could get behind....

I mean, that’s not a terrible plan...