That’s a low blow, attacking his lack of athletic physique.

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

Pffft… Whatever. Kids these days are too soft. Back in my day we walked 10 miles in the snow just to get shot in the face. And did we complain? No.

Sometimes.... I kinda wish the world got nuked... Just like, meh, nukes. Ya know?

I haven’t bought a single Shark card ever & never will, I heist & do online missions & regular  missions almost every day. I have earned over $395 million just playing the game for fun, I explain to the players I encounter over Xbox Live that are struggling to make ends meet & fell into the Sharkcard habit is to…

FIONA THE HIPPO IS ADORABLE AND SUPER CUDDLY

It’s so unfair that Usain Bolt only competes against humans. He should have to race a cheetah so that he’s not winning a medal in a competition with mere bipedal apes

Left shark, you say?

I’ll bet the operators can recognize her voice by now.

As long as we’re acknowledging that Angela Merkel is indeed the leader of the free world, can we give her kudos for what I think was her own wonderful shadeswipe? A few hours before meeting with the Yamchurian Candidate, she spent her morning having a discussion with . . . Barack Obama. In public, in front of hundreds…

Should she have argued at first? Probably not, though she did cover up the “problem” to comply. However....

So... Ok. OK. So my head hurts but... He... Wait. The president of the United States told the Russian foreign minister that he had deliberately fired the head of the investigation into Russian interference in an election that ended in said President winning, and this thus as good because it took the pressure off of…

Oh my god stop I’m getting aroused at the prospect.

Let’s hope so, and let’s hope that he taints anyone who associated with him because I am not down for 8 years of Pence and Ryan

I’m not the only one who played it!?

I know this is of much smaller consequence...

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I suppose a professor could pressure a student to drink. Still, there’s the sinister implication that if a professor could, he’d want to. Why exactly? Oh right—so that he could force her into sex.

I don’t actually know what This is Us is about, but my impression is that it is the tv show equivalent of the passive-aggressive, faux-deep Facebook memes your dumbest friends’ wives post when they are having marital difficulties.

Incorrect. No one hates weebs more than former weebs.