Ah yes the obligatory “I’m bothered by something so trivial I have to let everyone know while everyone else enjoys a good game.” post

No. She was designed by a mid-twenties year old boy... who happens to have the personality traits of a 12-year-old.

How in the world did Sachiko from Erased not make the cut?

In the running for pretty great moms I think.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

You mean, other than making enough of their product to meet the demand?

NES Classic Edition wasn’t intended to be an ongoing, long-term product. However, due to high demand, we did add extra shipments to our original plans.

Like, are we 100% sure it ever existed in the first place?

People boasting about their emulation setup:gamers::people boasting about their fantasy teams and poker beats:sports fans

I believe I speak for all of us.

Idea for a patch: 60 pagies gets you in, but you need 100 to get the “real” ending.

As far as the horse thing goes..um, has nobody ever seen how big horse weewees are? You go to enough horse shows, even watch nature documentaries..

Trump and Putin are pretending to hate each other so no one knows they’re boning. I know a recycled teen drama plot when I see one.

Animal Planet and chill?

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

Roll over Beethoven.

My dog is going to be pissed when he finds out that we’ve only been giving him rawhide while other dogs actually get the raw hide.

I find it ironic that the law requires us to keep those animals in chain. We basicaly sequestrate them in our house and only allow them to go out to piss and shit but having sex with them is considered inhuman.

50 Shades Of Greyhound

I aplologise in advance