Getting in touch with my wizard is what I’m going to call jerking off from now until I die.

^^^ This guy takes his cyber sex SERIOUSLY.

I won’t be skipping the puzzles because it’s basically sci-fi Sudoku and I fucking love Sudoku.

This, is why I love EVE.

It’s a videogame, not some kind of actual fight. No way is this a bitch move, dude seems pretty smart to me.

It’s the most enjoyable game you never want to play but love to read about.

weird how I prefer reading about Eve Online than actually playing Eve Online

All those pictures of Bush that said, “Miss me yet?” suddenly mean more to me.

Saw this on Instagram:

art

Your premise is flawed if you think art should always be about most efficient tools.

Oooh, imagine letting this girl go hog wild at the Michael’s beads section? Give her beads, some hot glue and behold The Bejeweled Bible. I’d like to see that.

Am I part of the problem if I suggest that they may be a dot on the Venn diagram of substance abuse issues, lack of quality higher education, and admiring Trump?

“You’re already going to jail.”

Are you a bear or the Pope?

And now, it’s equally darkly humorous, but also a couple thousand times more meaningful, topical, and timely.

and that is the crummy mindset of people who watch these films, and why we can’t get a good transformers film. thanks for being part of the problem.

Heaven forfend! They used a portion of today’s internet ration to discuss a wildly popular game! Now how will they report on one of those common Friday evening gaming news stories since they’ve used up all the internet? And then they forced you to click and read it! It’s tragic.