Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

Here’s an alternative perspective on Nintendo shutting down these products:

It provides a free alternative to Nintendo’s paid products. Using the name also implies a connection that some people might not unreasonably mistake for official involvement in their ignorance. Nintendo has every right to defend their IP here, they’re morally and ethically fine for doing it, and “other bad crap…

For them to properly exercise their rights as the owners of the intellectual property that was stolen? Which is what they’ve been doing all along?

http://konniburton.com/contact/

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Quick question... if zygotes should be buried does that mean I need to bury my tube socks?

Thank you. I’m old, but I’m hoping someone here knows how to summon the power of the hive...

Why is everyone complaining? Instead of having journalists full up a room and filter Donalds message we get it directly in 140 characters. Hes just that efficient guys.

We can have more than one problem you know, it’s not a competition.

So... I was thinking today about how Megyn Kelly said he called his Twitter “my beautiful twitter.” How can we get the bey-hive to give him a twitter attack? it would drive him CRAZY to ruin his masterpiece....

An Ode to Headshots:

“srry after i assassinated you if it looked like i was tea bagging,
i was trying not to get hit in the head.
dont think me crass, i was just saving my ass,
not purposefully disrespecting the dead.”

Boinked is cute. I like that one! It always sounds to me like one of the fun times, you know, the kind when you both laugh a lot.

Didn’t Warren Beatty fuck pretty much everyone anyway?

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?

“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

Funny story: I’m a dude who’s gone on trips before with female friends. I’ve even shared a a bed in one hotel and shared a tent another time with a woman. You know what I didn’t do? Rape them! You know why? Because man who isn’t a garbage person knows that’s messed up and not even remotely okay.

[Going into brief]: Imma take out Isis and restore relations with Russia, and be tough on China.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.