A hero will rise, weak in the knees from heavy masturbation, filled with resolve and low in blood sugar.

Be patient. The foot fetish community demands fidelity and realism.  Quality takes time.

We already got an animated Simon

I can’t believe he didn’t come to you for permission first.

Oh yeah totally, I am sure it was a rocking success on black friday entirely due to popularity and price point and nothing to do with it being the only console ever in stock in stores.

this is also the only one I have never played so I am going to enjoy it regardless but I was really hoping for the platinum upgrades to be in it

Man, who even cares? Its a Pokemon game, it’s not going to be some groundbreaking experience. I’m getting it because I think I’ll have a fun adventure with a metal Murderpenguin. That’s enough for me.

“Wow! Look at the shiny!”

I wanna make something clear.   I make no claims of any kind of ethical high ground.     I honestly don’t care.    Blizzard could be directly funding death squads in third world countries and I’m still buying 3 copies of Diablo 4.     I’m pretty much the perfect consumer for the mega corporation ruled future.    I’m…

Orwell warned us about this

Yes pleez 

I’ll join the party too.  I never understood the hate Andromeda got/gets.  I enjoyed it quite a bit.

I know a lot of people that love Andromeda. The near-universal variable amongst them: they are people who don’t pay one bit of attention to gaming media, social media, reddit, etc.

Finally. It’s nice to meet someone else who doesn’t hate on Andromeda.   I tell my friend that I truly enjoyed it and he looks at me like I just uttered a heresy

That’s been my #1 remake wish for ages.

Yeah, I’d be down for Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver remakes. 

A house of the dead remake? Goddammit, those remakes and remaster seem to really know what I like to have... Now, where is my Legacy of Kain remake? 😅

THE WHEEL CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEELINGS OR MISTAKES. THERE IS ONLY THE WHEEL. 

Wardrobe stylist here; I would like to nominate moms of child models.

I always thought he was some kind of evil twin manifested as an antithesis to Mario by some profound and dark force as a counter to the good Mario represents. Except he does his own thing because he’s f*kin’ Wario and doesn’t give a sh*t what the profound darkness wants him to do.