Is someone working on the “Prestigious Sports Trophies Ranked by Fuckability” list article right now? #1 has to be the Green Jacket, right?

[Mute]

Now you’re a logician too! Your parents must be so psyched at how you spent your college loot.

“actuaully”

“I was a 3D art student at one time too.”

Yeah man. Seriously... Fuck art students! Hi fives on that smackdown, my man. What a bunch of losers! Get that weak shit outtahere. I feel so good about myself right now!!

It doesn’t host a server that can store trillions of planets. The planets are created procedurally. The game is multiplayer, but also not multiplayer because that’s the experience the designers thought would be best. Play it and find out if they’re right. Or play some other game that has the multiplayer features…

Because when you see another player, you get to see what the player/character looks like. And that is kinda neat. The end.

It always had ships, missiles, guns and space battles. It’s never been designed for having fun with other players. Other games do that.

Because that’s the type of game it is by design. Not everything gets to be a multiplayer shooter.

You’re not the target audience. Look elsewhere.

Could it simply be that she has a posse?

Hey! That’s not nice. The fuck’s your problem?

Don’t get me started on the Westminster Kennel Club!

Whatchootalkin’bout?

The market demands these types of sites. Metacritic wouldn’t get any traffic if they weren’t providing a service that people find helpful. Developer bonus agreements are contracts entered into freely by two parties. If a developer doesn’t want to peg a bonus to Metacritic scores, they just need to negotiate the…

Employers already do that.

I think it’s the kind of blurry, “Native Ad” quality of the promotion. If they just paid to put their logo in the stadium or to play an ad on the jumbotron or on the broadcast, that’d be different. It’s the fake-ceremony thing that makes it creepy. Teams should do it for free or not do it. They don’t even say “the…

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