For sure, there are confusing rules. I’m not denying it. But the basics are understandable. Like the endzone. It’s at the end of the field. You’re moving the ball in one direct towards the end of the field. The camera angles of a televised game show what yard line you’re on so you can see if the team is close to the…

Nope. It’s because the “wave” or the “rune” are imaginary fantasy-land things. I’ve played tons of videogames. I don’t know what pushing a wave or defending a rune is like. I know what a juggling combo is and what camping with a shotgun is, but DOTA terms don’t mean anything to me. DOTA’s audience will never be bigger…

Football might be boring, but it’s understandable. A pass is a pass. A guy running and not getting tackled is easy to understand. Sure some penalties might be headscratchers, but a touchdown’s a touchdown. The ball goes through the uprights or it does not. The score is just two numbers. Team with the bigger number…

Coaches don’t do shit either!

Agreed. That’s why I said: You just go with the least bad one (in November of 2016) and call it a day.

It’s really a question of how big your left/right spectrum is. Obama could totally be looped into a venn diagram with the Republicans you listed. It’s not crazy to describe his policies as center-right. The fact that you think that’s crazy just proves how far the right wing has moved the “center” of American politics…

Why are we even talking about Bernie Sanders? The “Bernie Sanders Presidency” is a fantasy. A figment of people’s imagination. It does not exist. The chances of it ever existing in the future is probably less than 1%. If we want to change policing and racism in America, you gotta start with mayors, city councils,…

Any game that involved negotiations, surrenders and exiles would be dope.

Reviews are important. Scores are not. The review format was perfected by Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. Two opinions from two points of view, binary choices. It’s either good, bad, or controversial. 100 point scale is absurd.

I’m sure Metacritic scores correlate to sales fairly well and come out a lot faster than sales numbers do. Seems like a totally normal performance metric to me. And in cases where a developer makes a cult classic, critical darling that for whatever reason doesn’t translate into mainstream sales success, it’s a really…

Dancing!? That’s straight up frolicking, bruh.

Dinklage was cast by a casting director and directed at a recording studio where he read lines written by Bungie. It’s not his fucking fault. Every line he recorded, several people said “Yeah! Thanks, that was great! Let’s use that one!”.

“(They’ll keep the same script.)“

Do a sort of blind auction at the end. Everybody calls dibs on what they want and then a mixture of RNG and preferences divvies it up. If two or 6 people all want the same thing, it’s a dice roll. If everybody can make nice and talk about what they want, you all pick something different and get what you want.

Just let us try it. This whole “you need good communication so you don’t get to even try matchmaking with randos” ideology is bonkers to me. Maybe you’re right. Maybe it’ll suck. There is literally only one way to find out.

Venura?

Are you talking U2 to me!?

Ha. I just started leveling my alt characters and I totally got Queenbroken too! I recommend hitting the Crucible to level up to 20.

Spike Lee needs to get in on this. They are biting his signature shot.

Because they need to be something. And that’s the question I asked.