This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to Kyle Korver.

I don't give a fuck about Minecraft. Cliches are my beef. People being proud that they "don't get" something annoys me. Dullness. Stupidity. Lameness. Go find stuff out if you're generally curious. But don't just galumpf around a comment thread scratching your head like a moron looking for attention.

It's same stupid question every thread on Minecraft ever. You're boring and dumb.

That's dumb and crazy. You want to bike where you're supposed to bike so cars can understand what the fuck you're doing and you don't seem like a crazy person cruising down the median. Riding on the sidewalk will get you tea-boned by cars pulling out of driveways not expecting anything going over 4mph to be coming…

Google it and stfu. It's 2015. Faux-ignorance about Minecraft isn't cute anymore.

Oh man. I really hope these guys get together some day soon to do a production of "The Sunshine Boys" at the Pantages.

Remember, when taking the lane, if they're honking at you, that means they can see you and they won't hit you.

That's so weird how they want their fans to buy their things, right? Fuck'sthamatterwithu, Nintendo?!

"They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism"

If I were you, I'd closely monitor this comment thread to see if you are in fact alone.

I agree. More power to me!

Thank you for being brave enough to get serious with the people.

I don't own a 3DS and want to get in on the action now with an upgraded model with better 3-D. Lots of people wait until a system has matured and iterated a few times before jumping on board. This is not an upgrades-only type of device. I would have bought an XL a few months back, but as soon as I heard about this…

Something tells me you've never actually been a second class citizen.

I think it's pretty obvious how kids think it's funny.

Damn, those questions are rhetorical as fuck, my damey. Stay strong. Stay righteous.

Then I guess he'll just have to live in ignorance and confusion forever.

Keep trying, man. I'm sure you can figure it out.

Have you thought about Googling it?

I was at that game and I can report that the other number 0, Nick Young, is also fearless.