Rockstar already made that game: http://www.rockstargames.com/bully/scholars…

Speaking as a Los Angeles resident I fully support all cities getting their own GTA treatment. It's really cool.

Yeah, definitely not the best thing. That piece gets a "wack" from me.

What did he use to make that "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE..." label?

And that was the only time I've ever been interested in a chess match.

"The first piece to be hidden was 20 feet up a cliff"

Okay guy. I don't watch tennis either.

Okay. It's a videogame exhibition. Semantics.

Okay.

There's speed chess and speed scrabble. The point is that the pseudo-jocky construct of man vs. man, team vs. team does not interest me as a video game spectator. I'd rather watch people mastering the game itself.

AGDQ is the only "esport" that I would ever watch on real TV. The man vs. computer/program thing is the only thing that separates videogames from chess or scrabble.

Hahah. This is good stuff. Fred Phelpsing your way into a mourning sesh with a LECTURE ON DECORUM! Hi-5s on the the triple reverse backflip irony. At first I was like, " 'I'm sorry these people died...but...' God; what a demonically stupid pseudo-human being" but then I realized you were just playing a buffoonish…

"marking teens as sexual predators for the consensual things they do with their peers (or themselves)is ridiculous."

Why?

You wanna eradicate me like a cancer? Where have I heard that kind of language before?

Well heck, that's a really thorough and complete analysis of the labor conditions of the tech industry. I will take your word for it!

One wonders if the fact that gaming companies are predominantly run by white men has anything to do with the fact that the working conditions are so poor. Just spitballin' here.

The difference is that even a shit drawer can express themselves visually. You can do a lot with stick figures. A shit coder makes non-functioning nonsense.

None of these directions are particularly crazy.

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.