There is more to the game than this. Feel better now?

Those are the major flaws that come to mind first, huh? That's supremely unimpressive. I started laughing at "the share button being insanely close to the D-Pad". INSANITY!!

Lol "victory".

Asking you why you're playing a game, isn't telling you to not play that game. It's a question. You should have an answer. Or ignore the question. And protesting a game is just a way to get attention for your issue. I've played Bioshock Infinite. The Iraq War happened. Whatever signs people waved wherever they waved…

I honestly don't see that response ("Don't play/enjoy that game because it's got women's issues") much ever. I can't recall ever seeing it, in fact. I think it's a myth. Even Sarkeesian goes out of her way in every episode of Tropes vs Women to offer an "It's okay to enjoy and be a fan of problematic media". I think…

Perfect Day is a Lou Reed solo joint, not a Velvet's song.

I never understood the anti-intellectual impulse to react negatively to people talking politics. What is that? Can somebody explain how they are harmed or inconvenienced or whatever by political discussions? Why the negative reaction whenever someone brings up the topic? Do you get flashbacks to traumatically awkward…

Do people actually review socks?

That's what they said about DiveKick. And Grand Theft Auto.

So you're saying you're NOT supposed to break every piece of pottery you come across?

Last of Us didn't come out until this year.

I can't be the only person who hates cliche'd comments seeking validation for my negative feelings about things.

What's wrong with the Atlantic?

Nice! That's awesome, man. What else do you have no interest in?

Are you a native English speaker?

Too bad you guys decided to shut down the government and threaten default or you'd probably be seeing stories like this on the news every day instead of in dumb Kotaku comment threads about Grand Theft Auto games. Lolz.

I eat meat and I'm not an animal rights activist by any means but I always defend PETA because they are basically a PR firm and outrageous gimmicky over-the-top stunts are a totally acceptable and fun part of political discourse. Whether it's the Tea Party (both OG and the New Batch) or ACT UP! or the Black Panthers,…

FMV games! Bing 'em back!

I've always wondered why nobody's tried to make the educational games console happen. There's nothing on the 360 that's even remotely educational. At least the Wii had Brain Age, I guess. If Mad Catz wants an untapped market, they should promote whatever language and math games there are on the Android stores (there's…

Don't worry, NFP will be available on PC. It'll be party of the Nazi Humble Bundle.