Ha ha. "hoping to sell thousands of records". Good one!

That can be said of all the present and past "Kings" of rap. Rap's a kid's game and is best done by underdogs and outsiders. The only way to get out of the rap game on top is death or retirement/Gillette commercials.

As a Yankee fan, nothing makes me happier than seeing Curt Schilling suffer. I don't wish him bodily harm or anything. This kind of public humiliation/failure is juuuuust right.

I think they distanced themselves from the Piston box because they Piston box is going with Windows. But you and I really have no idea why they distanced themselves from the Piston box because we weren't in those meetings. But the whole idea of a Steam Machine TV-hooked-up console would be dumb if there was some sort…

It's a beta-test of a high-end version of an ecosystem that will have many different types of boxes from different vendors at different price points. See that picture on the article? All those little boxes all represent different Steam Machines, many of which will be more modestly powered and modestly priced. Why they…

If it's more than zero, it's a win for Valve. The company does not need Steam Machines to survive. If it can make some margins on pre-fab PCs and get a few more Steam subscribers, it's all gravy to Gabey.

Do you have any idea how much money you can make off of niche high-end markets? Have you ever heard of companies like "Ferarri" or "Gulfstream"? You think Valve didn't do any market research and doesn't know roughly how many people want a machine like that but don't want to build it themselves? You think nobody ran…

What is the point of Ferrari's? What is the point of McIntosh? What is the point of Rolex? What is the point of iPhones? If you can't wrap your head around the concept of luxury brands, I don't know what to tell you. While you're scratching your head in confusion, extremely rich people make billions of dollars off…

Home economics is taught school and motherfuckers still like to go to fancy restaurants. When you grow up, you'll understand why people pay other people to do stuff for them that they could do themselves.

Can someone make a supercut of "Flex-and-Growl" boss battle poses so we can get rid of that cliche for good? I'm so over it. Come up with a cool new, creepy thing for a boss to do besides flex its muscles and then bare its teeth at you. I ain't even scared anymore. And know, adding more saliva dripping down the teeth…

Why do you have no right to call out people's idiotic behavior? You seem fine calling out Gawker Media's "white guilt" but not people wearing redface? Is Gawker's white guilt not just as "portected" as this stuff? I'm confused (or maybe you are?).

Pretty bored with most games? Sounds like your average Kotaku commentor if you ask me. Pick any post about any new game and you'll find a dozen or so "Am I the only one who's pretty bored with this game" comments.

Exactly!

What is Fences and what does it do?

It's an article on the internet about videogames: http://kotaku.com/video-game-war…

You're right.

That's great about Rocksmith 2011. Wish they'd done the same for Rocksmith 2012. Alice In Chains was never my thing. Maybe simmer down with the all caps, babybubba. You can go wherever you like, tumblr or otherwise.

So many questions!

Preach!

I'm not obsessive or reactionary or angry. Was it because I called Elvis "shitty"? I'm just talking about music and social history here. I think it's odd that you get freaked out by that.