I predict that this will be a very bad movie that will make fairly decent but not particularly impressive global box office returns.

Amen.

The count is up to 1, admittedly. But "freely admitting" and "paying respect" is not the same as "paying royalties on a lucrative music licencing deal with a major videogame publisher". Just ask Willie Dixon about all the respect Jimmy Page paid him.

The count is up to 1, admittedly. But "freely admitting" and "paying respect" is not the same as "paying royalties on a lucrative music licencing deal with a major videogame publisher". Just ask Willie Dixon about all the respect Jimmy Page paid him.

That's why I asked! I'm not so familiar with post 2006 Alice In Chains. Good for him!

This is classic "Rockism". White people stole rock music from the black people who invented it, erased its history, and made young videogame kids think that it's something only white people do. It's been happening since Elvis's shitty watered down version of Big Mama Thornton's "Houndog". You think "famous" (as famous…

Let's play "Count The Black Guitarists On This List". I count zero. Anybody get more than that? GoFuckYerselves, Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Muddy Waters, etc.

Let's play "Count The Black Guitarists". I count zero. Anybody get more than that?

The "big baddy" angry flex-and-growl pose and ground-pound is so cliche at this point. Can you guys think of a new scary monster boss fight? This guy looks blind. Let me guess, we have to taunt him into running into the wall.

How many gangbangers from the hood have you talked to?

It's not the titties that would dissuade me. It's the stomping people to death and the lame swearing. It's really just ugly and gratuitous violence and at that age, I'd rather a kid learn more about highbrow sex/violence via Shakespeare or Nabokov or Scorsese than the cheap, awkward, ham fisted stuff you get in GTA…

Working on it!

Tears!

That wasn't very nice. You called me an arrogant prick. Why did you do that? I find that hateful and foul mouthed. You really hurt my feelings, man.

This conversation isn't my bag anymore. I hated your first comment, the second one is alright, and this third one is just a rehash of the first. Fortunately, I've got other things to talk about. I'm going to go talk about what socks I plan on wearing tomorrow, the weather outside, traffic, and that new funny…

Don't mistake me for a GTA fan who can't take criticism. If you hate GTA, I'd love to hear about it. If you have a single original thought about GTA, I'm fascinated. I'm just a Kotaku reader who sees the same goddamn boring ass "I kinda don't like this thing" comment or "Am I the only who kinda doesn't like this…

Be a better commenter. Stop boring people. It's rude.

Let's take a poll: Who here gives a shit whether or not this guy likes GTA any more?

So in other words: meh.

Aww. That's cute. You're mad and stupid at the same time.