Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert perfected the review score. A piece of art is either worth your time, or not. Thumbs up or thumbs down.
Etchasketchist
Etchasketchist
"Urban drainage canals"?!? Are you talking about the LA River?
Why do you think Edge would have a pro-Sony bias? What's your theory?
No, I don't give a shit. I just don't like lazy, pseudo-authoritative comments with bold, unproven assertions. And when they are bold assertions that someone else's writing is untrustworthy, it gets me even more annoyed.
Don't be lazy and expect me to research your argument for me.
It's the same reason people argue about who has better french fries: McDonalds or Burger King. It's not like we don't know fucking organic truffle oil pomme frittes exist. It's just not what we're talking about!
If you look at your comment, you have aggressively made assertions about Edge's writing having a pro-Sony bias without offering any links to example articles. I'm going to take any commenting you do on this subject with a grain of salt without corrorboration by another, more reliable commenter who can provide some…
They're working for me!
This is a really great insight into your mindset. Thanks for sharing!
Honestly, if you talk about your phone and how awesome your phone is and how it's better than other phones, you're a fanboy. If you just use a phone and shut up about it and don't give a shit what phones other people use, you're a regular person.
Does this new game play an 8-bit riff from Loser everytime you die? If not, an opportunity has been missed.
Thanks for this. I was afraid I was going to go down to the comments and nobody would list their minor gripes with the subject of this post. You've restored my faith in the Kotaku commentariat. However, I have some minor gripes of my own with your comment. I feel like the one big issue is that you list three small…
What's "Character Vs Character" mean? How else would you play Street Fighter 2?
Far Cry 3.
I'm never swayed by "it's always been this way...evolutionary biology!" arguments. I mean, there's a reason we don't joust and play MurderLacrosse anymore. Because people complained that it was too violent. In my experience, violent video games have only taught me how to be good at violent video games and not much…
Fascinating!
You wanted to "hear about the lack of women working on oil rigs". I linked to an article that says:
What's your favorite oil rig or lumberjack blog that you comment on?
Thanks for the advice, Mansplainer! You know things and are a good teacher!