"this attitude that a guy is gonna rape you just because he's talking to you is beyond offensive."

We will have another Olympic games.

Dude needs to fix his face first.

I got techniques, bruh! Styles upon styles.

I'm doing juuuust fine.

Brilliant. Took you long enough.

Next time, if you don't want to look like a hypocrite, don't boss around people to stop bossing you around.

Yeah I do. See that "Reply" button. That says I can tell you what to do. You know how to ignore me. You just aren't good at it.

Maybe you should add some of those maybes for context next time you're making casual references to your huge wad of loot. It'll save you from writing paragraphs of lame self-justification. Or just talk about video games and leave your financial situation out of the picture. Just trying to help you not sound like an…

They didn't have anything to apologize for back when they ran the original strip. It's the "Fuck You, Rape Victims" attitude they demonstrated afterwards which they do need to apologize for. If you do something that offends people and you think you don't need to apologize, then you should shut the fuck up and ignore…

No sir, you misunderstand me. Having money is fine. Talking about how much money you have in public is douchey. Whether you talk about how much you have, how much you spend or how much you give away, you always sound like a douche when discussing your own bank account unprompted. It's a very basic rule of social grace.

No, it's not cool. It's incredibly douchey, in fact.

I have more money than you.

I don't think "Sad" means what you think it means.

It's not a death threat silly guy.

You sound like a snooty prick, is all. Just giving you some tips in case you ever get off the internet and accidentally go around making broad generalizations about the working class out loud in public.

What the fuck do you know about garbagemen's interaction with the public? You really think nobody's yelled at a garbagemen because they dropped a bag of trash?Why do you keep saying they never get insulted or never get rape threats. You know nothing about them and yet you keep talking about them. Just stop.

Yeah, but they're not as badass as videogame developers who have to keep their framerates up. Those are the REAL hard workers.

Ghetto Shield? Sure it's kinda politically incorrect. But kinda limp, if you ask me. Nigger Shield would've been more ballsy. Why go half-way?

Saying video game developers work just as hard as garbagemen and garbagemen are pussies because they don't have to deal with death-threat tweets is insulting. White collar laborers should stick to comparing themselves to other non-manual laborers so as to avoid sounding like big babies bitching about the fact that…