Take that dope ass platform. Mix it with some grassroots organizing and some small donor donations. And you pick one Congressional district in America and you run on that and get back to me when you’ve won. No goal post moving. It has to be all of that, loud and proud. You can beat the Democrat in the primary in a…

Put your fucking phone away!

Hamilton. What is this childish begging about? “Maybe let the grass roots give it a shot for once. You suck.” This is an unbecoming look for someone who heads the New Movement. You’re supposed to SIEZE power. Not beg and whine for it like a shitty diapered baby. Come on man. Get it together. Get out there and…

Oh fer fucks sake. Just take over the fucking party and run it however you want. How many pep talks do you need to give each other? How many “sick takedowns” of fucking Dudes On Twitter do I need to read? Fucking do it already. Sieze the means of production. Am I going to have to read crap like this for the next 40…

It’s so succulent.

I’ve never had a problem turning lights on or off.

I’ve never had a problem turning lights on or off.

Re: cornerstones of the campaign.

No. I’m pretty sure that’s the topic now.

Guys, guys. The NRA is a lobby for gun manufacturers. They want you to buy more guns and ammo. Don’t buy guns and ammo.

Are we sure Super Ghouls n’ Ghosts isn’t a bad game?

Not nearly as bad as what went down at HooliCon.

You’re just mixing and matching, not compromising. Pro-choice rights are not moderate or centrist. Lower taxes and smaller government is a stance on one end of the spectrum. Putting them together doesn’t magically cancel them out or centrify things.

Because I said so. And I am the boss of my mind.

You have no power of my considerations. Why are you stomping on a perfectly good microphone?

Have you considered, why not? Or, alternatively, just because?

I’m going to consider the Xbox One X a different generation from the Xbox One. Try and stop me.

Whatever makes you happy.

Do you have any friends or family members who’ve gotten a DUI ever?

So judgey!