I don’t understand your comment.

This is really sad. Please stop.

Did you go there on school field trips as a kid? And what was your favorite part? Did you ever want to work there? Did you make up names for any of the figures?

What the fuck?

How is this game remotely terrible?

Checks out.

What high horse? Calm down. S/he’s generously saying s/he is pleased for the Bums’ success while still cheering against them as a Giants fan should.

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

Good on them.

Basically he doesn’t want to be a fake piece of shit, he wants to be a genuine piece of shit.

Off-topic, but I really, really enjoy how fantastically out of place Popovich looks in the photo up top.

That’s right, at least he’s orange....

Don’t think there’s a wrong way for anyone from the British Isles to shout HOW DARE YOU.

Set your messages to Friends Only

I know, right?

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How is Dan Gilbert’s fart machine not the lede here, Kevin?