Oh good. You forgot Blaze the Trailcat. That was merciful.

What is this weird distinction you’re insisting on?

The people who pay them. Tournament organizers.

What? Sure you can. If you’re a labor force, you can unionize.

We have fine food trucks. But the important thing is to know you can explore without fear of “Traffic On the 405" or whatever LA horror stories you’ve hears. Downtown is walkable and dope. I mean just cruise over to Grand Central Market. That’s easy and a guaranteed crowd pleaser. But just eating convention center and…

The convention center is right by the Expo line and the 7th & Metro hub is right up the hill. Get food elsewhere. Lots of good stuff downtown. Little Tokyo’s and Chinatown are a few trainstops away. Get a tap card and a map and explore. Convention Center food is basically airport food. LA Live is a dumb mall. Even if…

You can have Crucible maps where ships are integrated or it’s all ship v ship. You can have sections of strikes where you jump into a ship and fight some ship boss in space. You could use the ship as some kind of moveable base for farming planets that can hop you around to different parts of the map faster and easier…

So do it a better way and not the lame way you describe. Or cut the fucking ships. Halo lets you fly ships. Battlefront lets you fly ships. It’s not an unsolvable problem.

Destiny can’t just do what other games do. The faults and feedback where loud and clear from the jump. They had multiple rounds of DLC and expansions to fix these things. They don’t get a pass for late homework. They need to do extra credit. “More and a little better” is a fine approach for a sequel if the first game…

“walk around your ship”!?

Get used to it. Tone will change once political situation does. There’s no upside to getting ahead of the process.

Gideon the Yago has a posse!

They should make little 6 button joy cons. Or someone should. Switch as portable fighting game arcade sounds like a smart move to me.

What’s your definition of “never played”? Does tossing a football around or playing flag football mean you’ve played? I think most Americans have at least some contact with the major sports as children or in PE class. The only major sport I can think of that I’ve truly never played is golf and even that I’m…

It’s not a random number. It’s a low number. It signals to the reader “avoid this game” which is totally useful information. It also signals to the publisher “don’t ship broken games” which is also totally a service and not at all a disservice. Personally, I’ve always believed that the perfect review system was…

Housefriends!

Colton seem like he’s adjusting well since he left the Pfefferman clan.

Too bad you weren’t in on those negotiations. Coulda got a better deal!

What are the numbers?

This is the story of all online advertising. And advertising generally. The simple fact is that it does not work consistently enough to maintain prices and grow revenue over time. It’s a constant search for new, unexpected places to put ads. Sooner or later the stats come in, a newer, shinier platform comes along and…