“walk around your ship”!?

Get used to it. Tone will change once political situation does. There’s no upside to getting ahead of the process.

Gideon the Yago has a posse!

They should make little 6 button joy cons. Or someone should. Switch as portable fighting game arcade sounds like a smart move to me.

What’s your definition of “never played”? Does tossing a football around or playing flag football mean you’ve played? I think most Americans have at least some contact with the major sports as children or in PE class. The only major sport I can think of that I’ve truly never played is golf and even that I’m…

It’s not a random number. It’s a low number. It signals to the reader “avoid this game” which is totally useful information. It also signals to the publisher “don’t ship broken games” which is also totally a service and not at all a disservice. Personally, I’ve always believed that the perfect review system was…

Housefriends!

Colton seem like he’s adjusting well since he left the Pfefferman clan.

Too bad you weren’t in on those negotiations. Coulda got a better deal!

What are the numbers?

This is the story of all online advertising. And advertising generally. The simple fact is that it does not work consistently enough to maintain prices and grow revenue over time. It’s a constant search for new, unexpected places to put ads. Sooner or later the stats come in, a newer, shinier platform comes along and…

“Take that audience with them”. Oh man. I don’t think you know how audiences work. You can’t just “take” them places. They are fickle, stubborn little mobs. You don’t know what they’ll do.

I’m not going to say that making YouTube is not “real” work. But I will say it was always obviously and blaringly clear that it was extremely risky work which you should have known was risky and non-guaranteed when you picked it as your livelihood. It was always gold rush. The bubble was always going to burst.

Well it’s there now! Here’s to living in the now.

Yes. You’re in for a treat.

You know... for kids!

You know who’s really bad about encouraging developers to self-censor: Kirk Hamilton. Just look at this shit: http://kotaku.com/5955855/the-ten-commandments-of-video-game-menus . Who fucking made this guy Video Game Moses!? What if the developers intended for players to start a New Game by default everytime the game…

Anita’s dope. Her videos are dope. She’s got good points.

What office does Anita Saarkesian hold? What has she officially suppressed?

Yeah man. An election isn’t a political event. That makes sense!