Or in Kansas

Breaking News: Cop defends other cop when cop is found of breaking the law.

The thought processes displayed in your post are part of why so few Americans have faith in “law enforcement.”

Rather than enforcing the law, protecting & serving, etc., you protect your own & nothing more.

God, Colin Cowherd’s writers are probably on an emergency conference call right now.

This was better than the article

I know this is nit-picky AF but...

Are we supposed to know who Rick Butler is?

Did the ref choke on his whistle and then have a seizure? WTF was that?

Found the Gooner!

“It just felt different I guess, I can’t really explain it.”

For you math teachers out there, when a student asks, “What do we need this for?”, you can respond, “To own people in the comments section.”

“Yea babe, I’ve gotta go....train.”

Some believe that “For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.” is the saddest story told in six words.

Mrs. Orca has already blocked out some time for “contemplation” during the Opening Ceremonies.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

Good for her and everything, but so many of these winter Olympic sports have like 100 competitors world-wide. Like I think all you need to become world-class on the luge is be a decent athlete, a little nuts, and decide you want to do the luge.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.

uh Ewing had his basketball essence robbed by the Monstars. read a history book.