Who in God’s name would ever go to Kenosha for a weekend?

That’s a funny show full of funny people, but I think the concept works less and less the further from the bunker she gets.

Always great to hear people who’ve evidently never smoked pot hold forth on its effects.

You keep saying, “End of story” and then coming back to try and defend your point. It’s clearly not “End of story” if you feel the need to keep replying.

Actually your calculations are a tad bit inflated. Most police cruiser record less about an hour of footage a day, as they only record when the lights are on, or someone is in the back seat. If you include the fact that that we know they didn’t pay retail for the storage, police department footage isn’t that expensive…

Because some other localities have tried “advocates” in the past and gotten burned by them. Advocates for victims are great if trained correctly and they are aware of not overstepping their bounds. However, some of them, while super well-intentioned, can overstep the bounds of mere victim support and go into areas…

I’m sure this classic sitcom scenario happens all the damn time.

I love me some bad names griping. This...doesn’t seem all that bad...? Maybe my tolerance has gone up, or these really aren’t that bad (or maybe there’s a joke that going right over my head. More than a little bit possible).

“These people have awful names.”

As a former PAC “athlete”, I cannot believe I’m seeing my conference on deadspin.

Don’t forget that this is the last time any of these kids will be in a position of power for the next 4-5 years. After this, they are at the whims of anal retentive, overly competitive vindictive jackasses.

You got it. People of conscience and patriotism should stay clear, and the only people who should be in the military now are those who are 1000% on board with Trumpistan, so when the military is called forth to preserve the autocrat’s power, they’ll be fully staffed with those who have no issues with firing on…

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

The NFL’s real #1 priority, as proven by that 2-point conversion flag: Protecting their favored children.

Weird that the public isn’t clamoring for more golf in a city where median per capita income hovers around US$6000.

Uh, if you say so.

Joey Porter was, and continues to be, one of my favorite Steelers. I am pleased by stories of him fucking with kickers. Are there any more former kickers who post on Deadspin who have stories to tell?

This problem is easily solved.

She got paid almost double what Pratt got paid ($20 million to his $12) and she gets a percentage of the profits, so I imagine that have something to do with it.

Can we have a article titled ‘Women Who Got Away With It in 2016?’