What about me?

wouldn’t that just be a bicyclist?

I like how mentioning cis has anything to do with this particular topic. Or mansplaining. White was enough.

can only be categorized as “peak cis white mansplain.”

A dropped third strike is my preferred LLHR starter

My favorite player is He Haiti.

I will never care about cricket, but I admire that they were willing to tinker with the game’s format. If baseball played twice a week and had 50 games a season, I’d love it again.

When he finally got a chance to bat, it was the fourth ball of the 17th over, and the West Indies were down 155-116. They would need to score 40 runs in their final 21 ball to win.

Why - because Deadspin TOLD you it should?

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

I thought you said Shiv Scene at first. Way to dissapoint.

“...as an anemic and noodle-bodied sloth with zero competitive instincts who was traumatized by the mere thought of physical discomfort...”

who the fuck calls / uses siri after they were raped? this is as absurd as posting “help” on facebook after an accident instead of calling 911

“Siri, someone annotated my blog on News Genius”

I found Siri’s response to my query “I accidentally slammed a car door on my dick and locked the keys inside, what do I do” to be equally inadequate and insensitive, and I am suing Apple Inc. for eleventy billion dollars.

It’s like Crossfitters and powerlifters. Close, but different and angry.

No fucking phones, no one texting and Facebooking. Just good under age drinking. Concerts used to be a lot of fun.

pre- Ride The Lightening? So Kill ‘em All and that was it?