Speaking as a defense attorney, you have to come up with something to say sometimes. If the only avenue to defend the accused under the law under the circumstances involves trying to slice some nitpicky definition of the expectation of privacy does not include inside thighs, I'm going to do it, because it's my job. I…

After making the arrest, the officers went back to the legal use of an electric weapon and cattle prodded Grant's wife back into the bar.

Why did the attorney 'betray womanity' by simply doing the job she must do by law? As much as this guy is a scumbag, the attorney that defends him must do so to the best of his or her ability, even if she too thinks in private that the guy deserves to rot in jail for what he has done.

No, the disorderly conduct is a lesser included charge to the charge of being an Alabama fan. Prosecutors probably just threw that in for an easier conviction.

They're professional athletes. They're used to this kind of thing. It rolls right off their back!

Thought I'd provide a best-case scenario. MLS's top 3 groups: young urban professionals, Hispanics, and suburban soccer families.

This isn't really news. I'm pretty sure mascots do this all the damn time.

Kicker gets absolutely mauled at 0:22.

Except as Zimmerman and his supporters have said a billion times, the accused here is also a minority. Therefore he can't possibly have been racist against Trayvon, and also black people are the real racists or something.