He’s got the best medical support in the country. And the kinds of crazy people who assassinate presidents support assholes like him. Besides, crazy assholes like him freaking live forever.

A small (depressing) reminder. As Bush Jr’s days in office were winding down he sent his daughters to South American to scout out haciendas for sale in *countries without extradition treaties* to the US (true fact). Then Obama came into office and refused categorically to pursue war crimes charges against Bush, Cheney…

They can always make more children, right? At least if they don’t have a bison horn through their abdomen.

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

Sick flip tho

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

I watched it. I’ll probably watch more of it this afternoon. I feel like it’s a “this is not normal” moment. It’s not that I think there’s going to be any dramatic moments or a groundswell of public support for impeachment. Most people don’t care and anyone who does care has already made up their mind. But, having a…

Everyone at my work is watching with bated breath like this testimony actually means anything...it doesn’t. And it’s not gonna change anyone’s mind, and it’s not gonna derail Trump’s presidency. None of this even matters. But I understand that people need hope, I guess. 

It’s not even a law! It’s a standing DOJ opinion!

Just another day where the President self impeaches right Nancy?

What leads you to believe they wouldn’t have gotten the Merrick Garland treatment too, but under different pretenses? Biden would have been a tie-breaking vote, but there were two Senators who claimed “independent” at the time. McConnell was openly blunt in his objective to wreck any and all initiatives put forth by…

Damn, White men get away with a lack of composure that would absolutely destroy people from less privileged demographic groups.

Instead of counter protesting and giving them exactly what they want: anger, outrage, and a sense of persecuted victimhood... why not take a page from that town in Germany’s book and turn it into an involuntary walkathon? Have people pledge $ to go towards LGBTQ charities for every x feet they walk and then hang fun…

Jaguars Junction is starting early this year. 

This is the straight pride flag. I’m not joking.

Your comment reminds me of my favorite scene from In Bruges;

The irony of this sundowning idiot declaring anyone to be not sane is quite hilarious. 

The sad part is that they’ve already succeeded by being born into white, upper-middle-class families, and they’ll continue to fail upwards while still bitching about liberals, immigrants, etc.

Wow, an entire room full of scientists, medal of honor recipients, poet laureates, philanthropists, humanitarians, and successful doctors and lawyers.

Just kidding. It’s a room full of current assholes perpetually living with their parents who will grow up thinking all they need to do is wait around for someone to make…

Dousing a cop with water, “SO SUPER BAD AND DISRESPECTFUL.” Cops killing an innocent black man, “He shouldn’t have been wearing a hoodie!”