My wife hits a three every time we get intimate.

Tomorrow espn will feature video of Markelle Fultz lifting his right arm high enough to comb his hair.

You don’t read Ratto for word economy, you do it because you LIKE reading and appreciate good writing. There are a lot of fantastic writers here which is why I’m still around every day despite being an old who’s lingered since the Leitch years and now only has about 3 non-fantasy sites in the daily queue. I sincerely…

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

I’m a Bay Area guy, I’ve always like Ratto. He’s verbose as all hell (anything he writes could be effectively communicated with 1/3 the word count) but that’s always been part of what makes reading his work both slightly frustrating and really enjoyable.

It’s an odd fit, Ray Ratto’s shtick and Deadspin.

From the Greys...

Yeah, nobody knew who Mandy Moore was at all until she married Ryan.

“Here’s a song about some shit I’ve been goin’ through.....it’s so fuckin’ heavy that the only thing I could do is write a song in G and put some on-the-nose lyrics to it......it’s called ‘Why’s Everybody Always Fuckin’ Pickin’ On Me?”

Oh my god just reading this made me dry. I truly do not understand the appeal of this fuckwad.

There’s always room for the Bear Jew:

Inglourious Basterds is a fun movie to watch. Its like the rah-rah America b&w war movies with John Wayne my Dad would watch, just updated to current standards of extreme violence. Plus...

And several would be women with their slatternly ankles uncovered!

My guess is that “something on the ground” involved a situation (most likely protestors, or a significant group of people who didn’t want Pence or his Trump-adjacent odor anywhere near them) that could not be adequately controlled/spun either in the immediate moment or the aftermath, and Pence just didn’t want to deal…

Trump has accomplished one major GOP political objective: Trump makes misogynistic forced birthers like Pence look flat normal.

<Brushes away a single tear of pride.>

He learned that there would be protesters?

She’ll be 84. Go nuts.

I wonder what people in 2040 will do for nostalgia when there’s nothing left from the “old days” that isn’t a remake of a remake.

It will really make you view what’s currently happening in politics and journalism differently. TR became a successful politician because he recognized the power of the press and embraced it. He also became president at the time that investigative journalism was really starting and able to reach and inform people…