The older I get the more I’m convinced that “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is the truest and most perfect philosophical statement ever uttered.

A guy asked me out: he was in my class, handsome and funny, very clever. We dated, and at each point I felt under so much pressure to conform to his ideal person. He would get pissed for petty reasons, denigrate me, a few times he physically hurt me during sex way past the point of enjoyable. He was completely…

My friend was dating a very controlling guy in college.

I’ll never forget when I was dating this man three years ago and one day he proceeded to get strangely aggressive toward me and controlling. I looked him in the eye, tried my best not to look scared and proceeded as normal with cooking, and he backed off of his “weird mood.” But I felt like I escaped something. Then…

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

That Minuteman at 7:24 going full Beast Mode, launching himself at the army.

Where’s THAT asshole been when raiders keep kidnapping my settlers?

How did Chris Paul not get any votes?

Bogut has old man game, the dirtiest kind of game.

“Matt Barnes was robbed.”

I would like this opportunity to announce that I will try to buy the Titans. Venmo me all your money so I can afford it.

Samer, I think you give this way more thought than the Titan ownership.

My guess is they’re keeping Mularkey for a couple of drafts, getting more talent, then bringing in a better coach to effectively use that talent. I don’t think any big names wanted to deal with their rebuild, even with the opportunity to coach Mariota.

Don’t forget Afghanistan! The USA sky-high-fly-boys got those guys back to selling heroin, AND got them smoking meth! The Afghans are the best fighters in the world. We want them on the nod, smoking hashish, not wired and looking for meth! ( Hint: It’ll be close to the pipelines, that’s where Los Yanquis are...)

Like it was yesterday. Wait a minute! It was yesterday!

NEVER FORGET

I was thinking about that earlier. That, and while never forgetting, our politicians managed to toss the heroic first responders to the curb and spend the rest of their time ignoring the militant foreign policy that fuels anti-American sentiment. Turning America into a police state was also a nice touch.

Sure we fumbled that one, but remember when we totally made up for it by bringing down FIFA? HOW BOUT THAT MAKE UP CALL PLANET EARTH??

And we still haven’t arrested George Bush and Dick Cheney and handed them over to the Hague.