My favorite Steve Smith moment was when he sucker-punched his Panthers teammate in the middle of a film session. Didn’t he break the guys jaw or something? Total bad-ass.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

“That hasn’t happened in these pages in more than nine years!”

It really sucks that he always got hurt because he was a really fun player to watch circa 2005-2008 ish.

Wilmer Flores: [sighs more]

After that impact with the wall, he’ll be on the DL for the next 18 seasons, after which he will be the opening day centerfielder for the Phillies.

I kind of really like this message. I hope it’s not just hot air.

“Back in ‘09, when io9 ran an article about the RLSH [real-life superhero] movement, commenter Garrison Dean jokingly stated his intent to start a villainous organization, ROACH (the Ruthless Organization Against Citizen Heroes) in retaliation. I was immediately on board with the idea and signed up, creating a…

I understand the platform that we are on. I do. It appears to be wood. With some stairs. And a podium. I understand that. What I can’t, for the life of me, figure out is why there has to be so goddamn many logos back there.

DUI is such a serious problem in the NFL, I really hope some of the players in the league actually take this message to heart.

Basically trolls just had some issues/needed to mature. Plus, they were the low person on the “Chain of Screaming” totem poll.

I know he comes off as a doof most of the time, but he also seems like a genuine good guy. I’m rooting for him.

The moderators @ Gang Green were savvy enough to set up a separate Tebow forum to prevent that topic taking over their board. Tebow fans, Jet fans and a smattering of Bronco fans converged there in a board that eventually become 100% troll baiting. I showed up to defend John Elway because I know he would do the same…

Oddly enough, as I read through these confessions, my snarky inner-monologue (“You got me monologging!”) was thinking, “boo hoo, my home life was bad so I took it out on others.”

Then it hit me: I did the same damn thing long ago in high school. There was no Internet, just home phones and hallway gossip. But the damage…

The preoccupation with power is interesting, depressing, and telling.

Short answer: they grew up.

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

So I got a ton of submissions for this and nearly always, 80% of the text was dedicated to explaining what the REAL definition of trolling was. None of this is included in the post because frankly, who gives a shit about maintaining the REAL PURITY of trolling other than trolls? In this case, if people self-identified…

It’s unknown as to what 29-year-old Michael Edwards of Metairie did to get into jail in the first place,