Oh yeah, we forgot to show his shirt.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

Aaaaaaand the identity of PFTCommenter has been revealed.

That guy is a perfect metaphor for the voting public.

Wow, this is going to piss off the Republican candidates just in time for the debate - something black that likes ACORNs.

So can I assume tomorrow Yost will order a pitcher to bean him?

Am I weird for not realizing that squirrels came in this color?

The squirrel made the decision to roam the field after watching Justin Verlander walk out to the mound every fifth day without being stopped.

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.

“The dress is white and gold.”

I thought this paragraph from Charlie Pierce yesterday really summed it all up:

Rafa does love his facts.

Football Manager is like that but with real life people who never made it as far as in the game. I can mention Mbo Mpenza or Ibrahima Bakayako and ten people will tell me how they were amazing for their team in 97/8.

My old roommate and I still talk about our auto-generated Madden draft picks from college. Sometimes I’ll just text “Remember Boss Matthews?” knowing that I’ll get “That dude could fuckin’ PLAY” back.

I appreciate Steua setting two separate records for Champions League futility four centuries apart.

As a Newcastle fan, I call shenanigans. Even with an entire millennium to work with, there’s no way we’re ever winning anything again.

Humanity will be wiped clean by then and it’ll be like soccer never existed. Then when a new life form evolves over millions of years they will find this simulation and this guy will again be declared a nerd.

In 2987-88, Celtic set the all-time Champions League average attendance record with over 500,000 people showing up to the stands each game.