Lucille Bluth, is it really you?

so much germs

The Chris Rock news makes me kind of sad. I hate to see long marriages dissolve, but it sounds like they sat down and discussed it, and are prioritizing the girls above all else, so it sounds like it's going to be amicable.

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

Yeah, I don't think the fact that a CEO of a "breastaurant" is a sleazy sexist jerk is a OMG KEYSER SOZE moment for any of use, really. It's that CBS offered said jerk a spot on a highly visible primetime show and tried to pass it off as heartwarming gobbley goo hopefully without anyone noticing how vile this shit…

That sounds like a fine New Years Resolution to me.

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

I have a sign over my head that only animals can see that says SUCKER in flashing neon. Doggie eyes can shake me down for anything, as well as adorable folded kitty paws.

when my dog does something bad it's impossible to get mad because he acts as if I am seconds from beating him to DEATH. I start to feel guilty that he's so sad and instead try to comfort him instead of scolding.

Ha! If our family border collie/Aussie Shepard/lab mix dog ever had the very rare bathroom "oops" moment indoors at night, she would jump on my mom's bed approaching her with body language that screamed GUILTY, ears down, tail down, licking her own snout submissively. We knew what was up before even hitting the…

Pack behavior is a funny thing. As a kid, I had a dog that would always try to take his food bowl around to wherever the family was so he could eat with everyone. After we got him a bowl he couldn't drag around, he would take a huge mouthful of food to wherever the family was eating, drop it on the floor, and then…

Don't tell me that dogs are incapable of feeling guilt.

ITS STILL AMAZING THE THIRD TIME AROUND

THAT MAN HAS A HEART OF STONE!

The poor dog genuinely feels bad. Will she do it again, maybe, maybe not.

I would love to have a roommate that made adorable videos with my dog when I'm not there.

give that doggie her rightful cuddles!

This was in CT and they seem to have an uncanny love for left-side exits there, so he could've been approaching his exit as well.

It hurts so good.