"Vermont is like that pretentious vegan guy you met in your yoga class who keeps asking you to come to his Norwegian flute recital or try his home brewed cider."

OMG...I've read your story five times, and I'm still laughing.

SMDH, the ignorance/stupidity is strong. AND SHE MAKES MILLIONS OF $$$$$$$, bitch can't even spell Amish.

I can't STOP watching this .gif...Sweet, lord.

Yes, please! LOVE, love, love!

For, sure! Which island are you from?

I've never seen that behavior from other gym members; I HAVE heard comments from trainers, though. Rage inducing.

*Does Harlem Shake and whispers "Take that, take that..."

#Truth.

For, real. IF you can't fix the problem with a crying baby, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Get some goddamn headphones and call it a day. I never travel without big-ass headphones:

I used to love Whoopi, but...I can't even. I don't even know what to say.

Damn, you're always on point (or is it fleek? Fleece?)!

OMG!!!! Please, do tell!

Yes, yes please!

I'm not surprised about this, at all; people have no common sense.

I'm all about the rollers! Best way to straighten hair!

Seriously...That guy can go fuck himself.

I fucking love fruitcake! These guys make the best. When they have samples at the Co-op, I will circle the table like a vulture.

Underwhelmed....Now, THIS is an angry cat...

OMG....Is this a fau-hawk? Love!