Damn, B! Stop stealing shit. Love you, though...

That's pretty funny!

I've been hearing that, A LOT. I guess it just never registered to me, since Florida is like no other. OR so I thought.

OMG...I just had an image of a snowy owl, with teabags coming out of its butt. I need to go to bed.

That makes sense!

"Cha-poodle sauce"

Interesting...People (including me) are weird....

Oh, God...That brought a cackle out of me!

I moved back home to suburban Phoenix...zero customers (or coworkers) who knew how to correctly pronounce difficult words like "jalapeño,"

Welcome to Vermont! Also, Bo is an awesome guy, so glad this worked out for him!

WHY DID YOU GO THERE???? That was pretty funny and disturbing....

Shonda, once again, is right on point. WTF....

I want this coat!

I feel like I shouldn't like this color on her, but I do. #conflicted

Damn, girl! Looking good!

He's lost some weight...Hmmm, kinda like him a bit softer.

I really like this look, so simple.

So cute!

*sigh*

This is, just, fucking insane.