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I’m good with that. I just lose my shit when it comes to exclamation points and question marks. And if I were in a Saw movie and the challenge was to use a semicolon correctly, I would be eviscerated.

This movie was fine. Good even. I’ve probably seen 50 worse in theaters this year.

I love Runaways. The comic. Season one was boring. This is an amazing cast. Molly is my favorite character from the comics, and I dig the casting but think the character would work best as much younger, but I get it. Great casting for the adults as well. But this show has let them all down. I felt in short bursts…

I like the annual fee concept better than paying for individual dlc packs. $35 seems reasonable, and it keeps the game fresh. I would feel like I’m on a more level playing field. Is this the influence of Fortnite?

I’m going to be clear: Happytime Murders was FINE. Not great, and actually started out above average in the first act. Too many critics are turning up their nose,pretending they’re more mature than they actually are. I could probably name 10 worse movies that I’ve seen in theaters this year than Happytime Murders. In…

I’m gonna second that. But that’s why I always qualify my list as “Best Movies I saw in 20X6.” All that “qualifying run” stuff annoys the shit out of me. And the fact that if somebody hypothetically made the greatest movie of the last 50 years, but it premiered on Amazon Prime and didn’t run in Los Angeles for a week…

Game Night made me laugh.

Best movies I saw this year:

I don’t like Maroon 5, or dislike them. They just exist. They’re benign. But for real tho, what the fuck is wrong with them? Why did they agree to perform in the first place? I’d like to think all the cooler white bands said “Hell no.” Is there any push to get Maroon 5 to step down?

But, we don’t call it “The Courtney Dance.”

Led Zeppelin owns the rights to a lot of songs they didn’t write. They just used them without permission or giving credit. The families of a lot of black artists could sue them, or possibly even did sue them at some point. Isn’t this sort of like that? Except, instead of the most overrated rock band of all time, you…

I do consider it a loss. I’ve seen like 43 of his films. I made a real-life friend over our mutual appreciation of his films. And at least for now, my stomach turns at the prospect of revisiting even the best of them. 

Is this show good?

The worse this sounds, the better it sounds to me and I don’t know why.

Of those shows, I watched one this year. I did however binge Jessica Jones S2, The Punisher S1, Daredevil S3, Iron Fist S2, and Luke Cage S2 this year. And then I cancelled Netflix.

“Everyone STOP!!! Who’s... having... FUN?!? TERMINATE ALL FUN!!!”

Recut Wonder Woman to remove the stench of Affleck and Snyder, and destroy everything else. Burn it to the ground.

Sorry, no, because BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN

How about we do what we should have done in 2016, and let voters decide who is the best nominee?