100 West Point middle and high school students can suck my dick.

I already cancelled Netflix because they cancelled all of my favorite shows.

Can we just cut to the Kotaku story 2 1/2 years from now saying, “Hey, Fallout 76 is good now!”

This motherfucker can work. But what is with these SURPRISE sets??? This isn’t Leno walking into an open mic night: “Hey, uh... you mind if I do a quick 10 minutes?” C.K. is a pariah for literally “surprising” women with his dick. I’m sure there’s lots of people that still want to see him, but he needs to stop…

Great movie. Also High Fidelity.

I also quit science because my boss gave me wine and cheese.

It can definitely be used as a crutch. I just get annoyed when it’s automatically considered lazy. As far as Trainspotting and Shawshank, I would say the narration is the defining aspect of both films, and the part everybody remembers. Morgan Freeman’s narration is iconic, and with Trainspotting, I can’t hear “Lust…

Double Indemnity, Shogun Assassin, A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Taxi Driver, The Shawshank Redemption, and Fight Club depending on what side of the fence you come down on with that one. It is overused, but only if it’s done poorly

I asked Double Indemnity, and it said you’re really wrong. Goodfellas had no comment, but it kicked me in the nuts.

Yes, my apologies. Cottonmouth and Killmonger were both exceptional villains, arguably the best as well. But I’m curious about Grant Ward. He was one bad dude, and had an amazing character arc. Not a fan? Or you don’t think he’s technically a villain? I feel like he’s more “villainous” than Loki. I think murdering…

Unity is the only one I never finished. I gave up and sold it, and swore I was done. Then Syndicate came out and it was great. I didn’t like the control changes for Origins. And honestly I think I just got annoyed that they put out a game called Origins, and then set the next game chronologically before Origins. It’s…

I just can’t. Besides the series moving further and further away from what I liked about it, I can’t stand the new control direction. These games have become comfortable junk food for me. A new game would always come out near the end of the year, and I’d play it into the new year. I’ve been playing with the same contro…

I hated Origins so much. If I wanted to play Dark Souls, I wouldn’t.

That’s pretty good. That’s the best you can get.

The third season of Daredevil was rocking the shit! Wilson Fisk is still, along with Killgrave, Grant Ward, Loki, Thanos, and The Vulture, arguably the best MCU villain. Even if the movies were too cool for school to pretend the shows even existed.

R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME?

This is the first Assassin’s Creed game I did not buy, and I honestly feel so freeeee.

One would only be so lucky as to be compared to mr. Pooh Bear.

I liked the show for interesting discussion and I guess I never realized how smug he could be. He always is being “funny,” and then he looks dead serious at the camera and says “Yeah... its’s called the FOURTH AMENDMENT” with this superior attitude, and then he leaves a pause for it to sink in, because he just dropped…

I like porn.