That’s rude.

They’re not cracks. But it is a little nuance.

I guarantee this dude does not eat out.

I bet Fred Rogers was a kind guest and a generous tipper.

Some people are human.

Servers declare their tips. They are expected to declare at least 10% of their sales.

I like him because he tells it like it is.

I once ate an entire bag of peanut butter cups all by myself. That doesn’t mean it’s good for me.

Everyone else, enjoy the game. I’m out until they return the combat mechanics back to the way they were.

The story was too generic, but I liked the futuristic setting and special effects. Not a big fan of a certain chilly trope that the film unfortunately relies on. I was prepared to be underwhelmed by the acting talent, but I was impressed by the lead. Some of the other performances feel a little amateurish. Reminded me…

My favorite movie is Rushmore and I love Varsity Blues, ok?

I think we feel entitled. Every other race to us is like an elderly woman standing in front of a supermarket shelf, and we just want to get our box of saltines or whatever, and we’re just like “get the fuck out of my way!” It’s not our supermarket, but we’re damn well going to get our crackers.

Isn’t this what hip hop is all about?

Strapped in a scary car

So it’s the George Constaza defense?

Straight white male with a serious question: was it ok/funny when Will Ferrel yelled the n-word during his Robert Goulet sketch on SNL? How about Chevy Chase using the word in Richard Pryor’s famous interview sketch? I’m guessing that at least the second example example falls under the same umbrella as white people…

Yeah, it feels exactly the same to me every time I ignore it while my mom watches it. It feels like 1988 all over again.

Hey

I apologized to a different person who dismissively told a commenter “You are excused,” because even though they dismissively dismissed them, the word they used was “excused.” It was one of those apologies where I didn’t really mean, like SORRY sorry, I meant more like I’m NOT really sorry because I clearly used a…