It started with this:

He was in Super Mario Kart and Mario Tennis.

I did not laugh once at James Corden, but I laughed many times at Domhnall Gleeson. Good job, Domhnall Gleeson!

If it were “Nomad Colossus and the 12 steps to enlightenment”it would have both sounded better, and it would have been a far more reasonable bullshit fetch-quest.

X, O, R2 and up

Some matter more than others. And cutting from a close-up of a singer to a wide shot of the entire band hardly strikes me as a “darling”. It’s no boy-genius waking up his dad to tell him to be nicer to him.

So you have enjoyed, and possibly even loved, every film released theatrically by Paul Thomas Anderson (even Inherent Vice?), but you might not see his new one because of two cuts in a HAIM video?

No, people who generally enjoy the work of Bryan Fuller cannot be reasoned with, so ‘tis I who will bow out.

You say petulance, I might say integrity.

Lost is the Mass Effect Trilogy of TV shows.

Always listen to women— SHUT UP MIKA!

The laddie reckons himself a poet!

It’s never been proven that Roman Polanski is an underage girl.

I heard that he’ll sneak a chicken tikka masala at a gala event. And between you and me, I heard that his late friend MCA bought his grandma a brand new broach.

Dude, stop feeding the serial killer.

Thank you, sincerely. This has been like meeting Bigfoot or something.

No one’s making you gawk at chicks. You are a weird person.

You have the worst of all the takes.