That’s so dumb. When I walk down the street and see a woman with a nice ass in a pair of yoga pants, I think, “Damn... she fine.” I, like most people, do not think to myself, “Oh no, my sack is tingling. This will lead to a testosterone increase and inevitable, uncontrollable, aggressive behavior! Can’t blame me for…

Fox News wants people to know that Geraldo’s views don’t reflect their own. Wow, that is a burn on somebody.

Oh, thank God.

No, sorry! I know a lot of people love it, I played it all the way to the final boss lady (witch?) and always get destroyed before even getting to her third form. But you’re stuck in that final area, and I chose to quit in lieu of grinding. By that combat system was torture to me. I appreciated that they tried…

Yeah totally, bro! Give me now a literal high-five! (Wait... are we implying that Matt Lauer raped Bob Costas? And gave him pink-eye, I guess? Cool... hey listen... I forgot I had another appointment I have to go to. Sorry, bro. Have a good night!)

Thanks, I’ll look into it!

I haven’t loved a Final Fantasy since FFX, and I’m glad some people liked 15, and I hope they make a bunch more in that vein where they change the core mechanics of the game to make something “hip” and “new” and “fresh” and I hope people like it. But, any chance sometime in the next 20 years that I could get a new…

Counterpoint: mother! was great.

Of course she should have her shit together at 92 (Especially being a Dame). But that’s well past the time when some people start to LOSE their shit as well. Ask the Dotard in Chief.

Oh... I thought they were just trying to spell AIR cool.

To be fair:

I’m implying that if this article were about a male model, half the boneheads in the grays today wouldn’t have even read it.

Lol yes exactly. I don’t drag my wife off to work with me at McDonald’s.

Totally, she’s just a stupid girl.

This is my favorite comment.

The Hobbit Trilogy is definitely $12 better in quality than the LOTR trilogy. Good, that checks out.

The Hobbit Trilogy is definitely $12 better in quality than the LOTR trilogy. Good, that checks out.

Fair enough, but I don’t believe by any means calling child rape child rape closes any conversations.

To be fair though, The Ranch IS REALLY GOOD.

Or, is it possible that people might actually care what she has to say about Animal Crossing, and that by spending as much as she did she pushed the game to its limits, attempting to force out any hidden redeemable moments, and in acknowledging that it lacked any, finished her review with a genuinely humorous…

Because why call it something else?