Even aside from the question of “how bad was the thing he did,” a big part of why I can’t enjoy Ansari as much as I used to is that his whole “thing” for the last few years has been keen observations of modern adult dating culture. He wrote a book about it, ffs.

COTD, people.

He did not.

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

It makes me think of when Mar-Vell, one of Stan Lee’s creations, passed away from Cancer in The Death of Captain Marvel.

I’ve always loved this early appearance of Stan Lee on ‘To Tell the Truth’ where you can’t even recognize him until he speaks.

I cannot stress enough how many times my FIGHT or RUN response was triggered while watching that trailer.

The photo credit’s accurate, though. It’s Not Nathan Johnson. Can’t argue with that.

FTFY:

The fuck kinda weird-ass hotel rooms do you stay in?

Again with the fucking Chaka Khan and Warren Zevon once again is left out.

Being bothered by video games depicting women in positions of power, by definition, makes you a “soft pathetic excuse of a human being”.

Look you limp dick turd of a human, everybody’s ignoring your dumbass reasons because they’re dumb. What are you doing...RP’ing a strategy game? Really getting into the period and shit? No? It’s a game? Getting worked up because there’s a chance of generating female generals? Oh fuck...feminazi’s coming after you!

Oh thank god that Dictionary Guy is here to save the day. 

Reminds me of Fable.  Hopefully there will be chicken kicking.

Walker told me I have AIDS.

I think I saw him do “Heart of Gold” at least once. I’ll admit I was not buying into the hype on him when I first heard of him, but all it took to change my mind was seeing him.

Pfft... 5 episodes would barely cover the masterpiece that is the Seth Green Cha Ching commercial.

When are you going to cover my podcast “Rally to the Checkers”? In each episode myself and a guest I hire from Craigslist reminisce about old Rally’s/Checkers commercials. This week my guest is a confused college student who thought this was an internship to a tech start-up and I discuss the infamous Rap Cat…

You’d better watch out for that Ben Folds fellow.  He’s gonna say “Fuck!”