He’s my favorite Update host ever and I’ll always love Dirty Work, but he’s getting weird in his old age and not in a good way.  He’s going to turn full MAGA at some point in the next few years and I just want to be prepared for when it happens so I’m not pretending like I didn’t see it coming.

All the ‘Truthbrary’ bits that don’t work will be worth it if the final one is Sarah Palin and it does work.

I personally enjoyed the “female actress” jab.

Oh, tell us more about unreasonable outrage, guy who imagined a backlash in order to bemoan it. See if you can work the phrase “female actress” back in there while you’re at it.

This isn’t the moth joke. 

You shut your god damn mouth.

I thought this was going to be the outtake reel with Oz’s voicework--- “Good lord... sweet Jesus!” 

took forever after seeing monty python and the holy grail to realize that when the french taunter says what sounds like “silly english ka-niggit” that it was just a funny misspronouncing of K N I G H T.

Kind of lame.. but I never ever noticed the “UFO” on Boston’s first album is actually a guitar.. better seen when viewed upside down.

I can’t vouch for their other food, but in my existence they have the most consistently good wing place wings. Hopefully corporate puts this obscure faux-rural county franchise in its place so I can avoid having to go somewhere that’s a coin flip in quality.

And a former president wasn’t for gay marriage until he legalized it nationally and now we have that. Lincoln wasn’t perfect, but after getting to know Frederick Douglas his views evolved and changed. They didn’t get perfected and when he died he still probably held onto some problematic beliefs. Ultimately he did the…

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...

Beef O’Brady’s is a chain; corporate office stripping the franchise in 10,9, 8...

How dare these dirty athletes ignore a proud tradition that stretches all the way back to 2009!

Not surprising that it’s in Brooksville. Hernando County is about an hour north of Tampa and is home to large retirement communities in Spring Hill. I don’t even have to look it up to know they voted red in 2016 by a large margin. 

He’s gonna have to use the old chew it up and spit it out method though.

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

Please please PLEASE let it be a Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League crossover into the Battletech/Mechwarrior universe.

His girlfriend. Woof. 

“Mind you, I may be playing fast and loose with the age cutoff” — Roman Polanski