That flowers things is suuuuuuuuch a stretch. They photoshopped sunflowers in front of clouds as a reference to Mother 3 as part of the montage. Stop being so crazy, people.

Reading the comments, it’s reassuring to see that most readers agree that this is dumb click bait complaining about dumb click bait. Kevin Smith’s goofy tweet is just that and nothing more. Trying desperately to spin it into some sort of pearl-clutching transgression is lazy and much worse than anything Smith did.

This article is way more cringey than that tweet ever was.

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to ask “Why was this article written?”. It seems a little sex shamey? Sure, if he wrote that about a stranger or someone he wasn’t already in a decade long relationship with it would come across as creepy. But he wrote it about his wife. He wrote it in the same tone/voice that…

oh, you sweet summer child. in a world with an entire internet you still manage to be shocked and disgusted by something as tame as Kevin Smith writing about sex like a teenager.

You’re making a REALLY strong case that men are idiots.

Bret Easton Ellis continues to amuse me with his (sadly no longer free) podcast. I find him utterly comforting in this current political climate, a soothing voice in a sea of belligerent trolls and shrieking sissies.

I love both Japanese Breakfast and H-Mart, so this is definitely hitting the sweet spot. 

That’s a nice strawman you got there.

I’ve always thought of the “Who’s on first?” bit as akin to the Aristocrats joke. It’s less about how funny the material is and more about the way they’re performed.

It’s definitely unprofessional and would probably make most people very uncomfortable. But while he didn’t physically restrain people or something, I don’t think it’s unfair to say people were forced. At the time, he was probably the biggest name in comedy that was still working regularly. He had a lot of influence.…

Jezebel is an entertainment news site now?

what, slamming a sexual predator who ruined women’s careers (or threatened to) if they spoke out about him being a predator? You’re right, some real hard-hitting feminist take THAT is, it DESERVES to be published on an extremist website like Jezebel that [checks notes] advocates for women prisoners to have basic human…

Saying hanging out and partying with Machine Gun Kelly is a positive support system for someone with mental health problems might not age well.

Even a broken record is right twice a day.

Because no one’s clothes would fit anymore and they’d all be running around naked. Duh.

Never.

You really missed it if you didn’t see it in theater.

1) I finally watched Speed Racer recently, it was one of the most visually grabbing films I’ve seen. It’s bizarre but the momentum of th racing scenes are worth all of it.